I got a PhD in the art of Throwing Shade

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via trust)

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okaymad:

me the past weeks thanks to school

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via zachsgay)

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11 hours ago

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

(via fake-mermaid)

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via pizza)

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peeko-the-wingull:

ME AND MY FRIENDS MADE BLUE WAFFLES TONIGHT

peeko-the-wingull:

ME AND MY FRIENDS MADE BLUE WAFFLES TONIGHT

(via dlubes)

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cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via moistbottom)

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delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

(via beyoncevevo)

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linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

(via troyesivan)

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